Brian P. Cleary
I put words on stuff.
– Short Form Copywriter, Brand Voice Guy, Brian P. Cleary –
I "grew up" in one of the 5 largest creative divisions in the world. A Speaker of Brand Languages, Advertising Copywriter, Humorist, Word Nerd, Rhyme Mogul, Poet, Raconteur, Wit, Style Maven, Literacy Junkie, I've put words in the mouths of William Shatner, Kevin Nealon, Garfield the Cat, Dolly Parton, and Motown great Smokey Robinson, authored and sold more than 3 million children's books, provided copy for full-page ads in the NY Times, helped name products and companies, written mission statements, song parodies, and slogans, and assisted companies in finding their voice, and telling their story. In short, I put words on stuff.
I’ll put words on stuff for you, if you want.
Advertising Copy:
I'll Help You Say
What You Want to Say.
Anything Verbal:
Want to Be Super Impressed? Google author "Brian P. Cleary"
Naming and Branding:
I Can Help You Name Products, Projects...
Even Your Company.
Copy Editing & Rewriting:
If You Write Something, I'll Make it Less Terrible.
ABOUT ME:
I went to elementary school in three different states. I am one of nine children. I have given the Heimlich Maneuver 4 times, and hope to never give it again. I was once shot at from 6 feet away. If I take a road trip of more than 5 hours, I sometimes wear a cowboy hat. I like mid-century modern everything. I own hundreds of neckties. I know way more than is healthy about Bruce Springsteen. I have never had a cup of coffee in my life. I witnessed a perfect game. I have a larger body of knowledge about dress shoes than the average man. Why should you hire me to be your copywriter or brand voice guy? Because millions of people read what I write. Just like you're doing now.
Contact
Brian P. Cleary Studios, Inc.
16505 Southland Avenue
Cleveland, OH 44111